Sweet n Low

I currently have three paintings in the group show Sweet n Low  at Bedford Gallery, Walnut Creek, CA, curated by Evan Pricco of Juxtapoz Magazine and Antler Gallery, Portland, OR. The show runs until August 27th.

I currently have three paintings in the group show Sweet n Low  at Bedford Gallery, Walnut Creek, CA, curated by Evan Pricco of Juxtapoz Magazine and Antler Gallery, Portland, OR. The show runs until August 27th.

St. Augustine Silent Art Auction

This painting will be up for auction starting Nov. 11th at 8:00 am through Nov. 21st at 8:00 pm here.  The art auction was created in response to Hurricane Matthew and it will benefit the United Way of St. Johns County and their hurricane relief efforts in St. Augustine, FL.

          Henry Flagler, watercolor, 5"x7"

House Hunters paintings on Etsy

WE CAN SACRIFICE THE LIVING ROOM FOR THE POOL TABLE
acrylic on found painting
2013
I LOVE THE OPEN FLOOR PLAN
acrylic on found painting
2013


CAN WE GET BY WITH JUST ONE BATHRO0M?
acrylic on found painting
2013


I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS CARPET
acrylic on found painting
2013


THE CURB APPEAL IS CHARMING AND ADORABLE
acrylic on found painting
2013


THE POPCORN CEILING IS HIDEOUS
acrylic on found painting
2013
                 
                                                                     

Yield


I'm very happy to be a part of the team at Yield Design Co.  Yield is a design house based in St. Augustine, FL and they create beautiful, minimal objects that are all ethically manufactured.  All of their bags are produced in St. Augustine and I'm so pumped to be a part of this production, although after three days of punching leather my fingers are screaming death threats at me.  Check out their site for a look at the diverse line of household goods you probably need in your life.  And also, the rings, just look at the gorgeous rings.

Thrifted Paintings

STFU
acrylic on found painting
2015
sold

PLI-FUCKIN'-E
acrylic on found painting
2015

FML
acrylic on found painting
2015
sold

THE AIR IS TOO FRESH IT'S DISGUSTING
acrylic on found painting
2015

BOO FREAKIN' HOO
acrylic on found painting
2015



Happy Holidays!


I just wanted to take a quick moment to document my gratitude for how good the internet has been to me this year.  To everyone in the internet world who has linked to my blog (I'm looking at you Buzzfeed) THANK YOU.  The traffic that has been sent my way is thrilling.. I hope I was able to make people laugh this year, or at least smile, which is all I ever really wanted.
I have several projects in the works for the new year, including a Parks and Recreation series going on Etsy January 13th.  RIP Lil' Sebastian.
I wish all of you a very merry holiday season.  Let's get drunk now.

(Ps. I'm chopping off all my hair in two weeks and I felt like that called for a red lipstick selfie photo shoot, resulting in the above photo)
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PBN



If the above image doesn't make it obvious enough, I'm pretty freaking excited about a new project I've been working on.